Breaking news from St. Jamie Dimon

The pro bono banking patriot is reporting this evening that some white people did not grow up in the same neighborhood as some black people.  I shit you not. This has been certified by the CEO of JP Morgan, which has high profits.

But that is just background. The real news is that there is a business-oriented media outlet in the United States which — on this one occasion at least — is not giving fawning utterly uncritical steno service to the deep utterances of the great sage.

This next bit is less news worthy, per se, and more just reflects a personal interest, but I see also that the pro bono banking patriot uses JP Morgan as an adjective and without hyphens. As in, this is good but not JP Morgan good.

No, bro, I assure you: that is definitely JP Morgan good.