The pro bono banking patriot is reporting this evening that some white people did not grow up in the same neighborhood as some black people. I shit you not. This has been certified by the CEO of JP Morgan, which has high profits.
But that is just background. The real news is that there is a business-oriented media outlet in the United States which — on this one occasion at least — is not giving fawning utterly uncritical steno service to the deep utterances of the great sage.
This next bit is less news worthy, per se, and more just reflects a personal interest, but I see also that the pro bono banking patriot uses JP Morgan as an adjective and without hyphens. As in, this is good but not JP Morgan good.
No, bro, I assure you: that is definitely JP Morgan good.